David | 
08 13th, 2008| 
Someone I am guessing from here decided it was a good idea to sign me up for SocialistWorker.org, I don’t know if it’s to inform me or to get me used to what is coming but I appreciate it. Whom ever it is they may have signed me up for some other things as well. Super.I do find it funny and it’s all very amusing.
Jun
12
I am all for conspiracy theories but this was just odd. I was reading about the new Opera 9 client and it crashed my Firefox browser.
May
30
I was talking the other day with some friends, and the topic came up about Christian Rock Bands….where do I start. Let me make this frank. Bands like Stryper and Perta are complete crap. They are sad excuses for bands much less christain rock bands. I can recall a time when I was forced to listen to them and I hated every moment of it, they make me more angry than the satanic music of Ozzy or Iron Madien!
Mar
13
I don’t ussually post jokes on the site because I just keep that kind of thing to myself. I did however find this one to true not to share with my fellow sailors. Fair winds and following seas to all of you out there…..enjoy!
The Commanding Officer of a Navy ship was about to start the morning briefing by his department heads.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that he and his wife and been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was ‘work’ and how much of it was ‘pleasure?’
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A LCDR. said it was 50-50%.
The a LT. responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
With no hesitation, the young seaman responded, “Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.”
The Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
“Well, Sir,” began the seaman, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.”
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted men. They got it figured out!
Feb
13
I like to see a man who gets into his own work. I really like to see a man who gets into his System i RPG work!
Jun
11
I am always amazed at what people type in Google of something to find my site, here is a sampling:
May
4
I was privileged to attend Randall Munson sessions while at COMMON this year. I am so sorry I have avoided his sessions because he was not “technical”, and boy was I wrong. He made being at COMMON a pleasure. If you have never attended his sessions you have missed out on a treat. Randall is very funny and the session where he talks about presenting is very informative and helpful.
here are some funnies I liked for today. I want you to laugh and enjoy them:
Actual Church Bulletin Announcements
- Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help.
- Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
- Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
- Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, ‘Put Me In My Little Bed’, accompanied by the Pastor.
- Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mr. Vassilas to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, The sermon topic will be, ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
- The 1991 Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
- Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
- Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
- Mrs. Jones will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
- The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
- Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
- The low self esteem help group will meet Thursday at 7:00. Please use the back door.
- Scouts are saving Aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
- I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.